Skip to main content

I lost my crap-petite! 

When one needs to take a crap extremely bad, however the person who was previously in the bathroom left a horrific smell so bad that said person losses their appetite to take a crap.
Brad- Hey Tom, I thought you were going to use the bathroom?

Tom- No, I was going to but the smell left in there was so bad I lost my crap-petite!
I lost my crap-petite! by devin1994 December 18, 2013

I lost absolute 

10x worse than losing full
He just killed me... I lost absolute!!!

i lost the game

person 1: I *won* the lottery
person 2: damn it
person 1: damn it? I just won the lottery...
person 2: whatever... i lost the game
i lost the game by lyteWUN August 7, 2008

i lost my keys 

Dude! Can I get a ride?
I was an idiot and let a girl hold my keys in her purse, now "I lost my keys".
i lost my keys by Donkeypunch13 January 12, 2014

I lost my shoe:(

Oh no! Poor Sammy lost his shoe! If found please call Dean Winchester who is done with Sammys moping
I lost my shoe:(