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hunt for the cunt

when any virgin teenage boy is on the quest to be laid
jack: so jim what you up too these days?

jim: well ive been trying to lose my virginity, it hasn't been working out so far

jack: ahh so the hunt for the cunt has come up dry.
hunt for the cunt by the sex jesus November 15, 2009

Hunt and Peck Typer 

Literally the worst insult you can imagine. Saying this will end someone's career in one blow. They (and their bloodline) will have no employment opportunities and will likely die from the roast. Saying this is the easiest way to induce mass genocide.
"Hey man, I bought some bepis, do you--"
"STFU, you're just a hunt and peck typer."
---Has an aneurysm and dies---

Hunt and Peck 

A person (usually a child, but some adults without experience may be one), that is not used to the layout of a keyboard (ie. no abc, the qwerty setup), and instead finds the letter (generally slowly), and then "pecks it" (hence the name).

Lots of people are becoming hunt and peckers, some are Touch-Typers (know the layout of a keyboard, don't need to look, etc).
Bob: Yo, Jerry, why weren't you responding to me on chat last night?
Jerry: I can't type like you can, I Hunt and Peck.
Hunt and Peck by Blinklad December 16, 2008

Hunt down the freeman 

Hunt down the freeman
Funny lesbian: THE ALIENS ARE COMING WE’VE BEEN COMPRISED
Mustache Man: Spit it out corporal

Funny lesbian: Oh Colonel, We’re so fucked
Hunt down the freeman by Koramozidk. November 26, 2021

hunt for the green october 

A search for marijuana, usually involves making phone calls and asking random people on the street. Has absolutely nothing to do with nuclear submarine warfare or those fucking Commies.
"Where's Tommy tonight?"
"He went out on a hunt for the green october about 4 hours ago."
"Oh."
"Sometimes you just gotta smoke."
hunt for the green october by Nick D September 25, 2003

Hunt and Peck Typing

Hunt and Peck typing, also known as Brady typing, is a method of typing with two fingers where you hunt for each key and peck it with your finger. Hunt and Peck typing is commonly known for being inferior to touch typing and is generally much slower.
You use Hunt and Peck typing? How do you survive in this world?