Hospital on Guerrero Street

Fictional hospital in San Francisco where battered women (who deserved it) get sent.

I used to know a girl; she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

Hospital on Guerrero Street by Oh_Hi_Mark June 6, 2013

hospital dome

Giving or Receiving fellatio, head, oral sex in a Hospital.

Man, Cory was in the emergency room again Detoxing and this banging nurse offered him some Hospital Dome...

Cory accepted and he made a miraculous recovery!!

hospital dome by Dutch Creeger January 28, 2018

Hospital faded 

A person drinks so much that they get alcohol poisoning and end up having to go to the hospital.

One can substitute the name of one's local hospital for "hospital." ex. Sacred Heart faded

Tim: Did you hear John got hospital faded last night?!

Mark: Yeah they pumped his stomach and he shit out a brick!

Hospital faded by You don't see me December 30, 2009

Hospital Heroin 

Slang for the powerful opiate Hydromorphone, commonly known as Dilaudid. It is one of the most powerful painkillers available in the US and is known for providing a euphoric rush similar to that of heroin when administered IV. It is available in oral, rectal, and IM preparations but the IV would most likely only be given in the hospital to patients in severe pain.

"Hey man I just got out of the hospital for breakin my back"
"Oh yeah? You doing alright now?"
"Hell yeah the doc gave me some hospital heroin and Im feelin good as hell"

Hospital Heroin by Bootysauce July 23, 2009

Hospital Thug 

A male who works in a hospital that carries himself in a thug-like manner. He smells like the essence of mystery. Everyone is nice to him because they fear that outside of work he might be a super gangster. Most of the time. They're right...

Jefferson James Junior the 2nd: "Hey dude, check it out its Zac Shoelace.."
Gunther: "Is it true that hes a thug outside of work?"
Jefferson James Junior the 2nd: "No gunther, Hes not just a thug you little dipshit! Hes a hospital thug....shit man...A hospital thug is the rarest most badass kinds of thug, you should be thankful youve spotted one! Many people search their whole lives trying to track one down. You disgust me."

Hospital Thug by chelseason September 24, 2012

Hospital fast 

"Hospital fast" is in reference to somebody who is going so fast, they're probably going to end up in the hospital if they eat shit or crash. Usually it's in reference to somebody who has very few safety precautions. I.E. driver with no seat belt, longboarder with no pads or helmet.

Holy haberdashery batman, that guy bombing is going hospital fast!

Hospital fast by swallnuts October 10, 2010

Hospital Time 

That infernal black hole of time and miscommunication in hospitals. If the doctor tells you a certain time they really mean it could happen within a twenty-four hour time bracket, and they won't tell you if anything changes.

Kim: I thought you said the procedure would be yesterday at five
Dr: Yeah but I really meant today.
Kim: Oh great we're on hospital time

Hospital Time by CactusBill December 17, 2011