Holsworthy Mafia 

The Holsworthy Mafia. Keen enthusiasts looking to make shit up about a 1 horse town in the heart of Devonshire UK.

Holsworthy Mafia, they talk some shit don't they?

Holsworthy Mafia by holsworthy July 4, 2018

Holster your dick 

To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.

On the way to a sales call:

Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."

Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."

Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"

Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."

Holster your dick by ergijreiljrvliwroiurvhni May 22, 2008

Chubby Cock Holster 

A promiscuous, full figured woman who is builded like a brick shithouse.

Bradley said;
April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...

Chubby Cock Holster by BIGGEDD666 April 14, 2011

cock holster 

U.S. Marine Corps slang for mouth.

"Shut your cock holsters and get on line!"

cock holster by Modernartmasterpiece October 25, 2006

Holstenring 

Infamous Housing Projects in the eastern part of Altona-Ottensen (district of Hamburg, Germany) relatively close to downtown, best known for its heavy drug trafficking.
The Neighborhood got its name from the little park in the middle of the projects that is formed like a circle wich means "Ring" in german.

Ey Digga lass mal in den Holstenring, Ott ordern!!!

Okay Bruder! Im 'Ring gibt's immer was.

Holstenring by $tarbuck February 29, 2008

Pecker Holster 

Pecker Holster is a derogatory term for the mouth or one who performs frequent blow jobs. It is not a polite thing to say in almost any group, regardless of the sexual proclivities of the group.

Did I hear something come out of that Pecker Holster you call a mouth?

Pecker Holster by Mudknuckle Circus December 2, 2013

boner holster 

A derogatory, yet all-encompassing slang term for the vagina.

Smells like boner holster in here.

boner holster by MC Cancerpants July 31, 2006