hole-haver 

Someone who likes to have all their holes filled all the time.

Syn: Slut, Whore, Liar, Fat, Bitch, Witch (Apparently?), etc.

Lauren is a hole-haver.

hole-haver by WackyTheWalrus May 26, 2017

piss kink haver 

piss kink haver. piss kink havers have major piss kinks. aka they love piss xoxo

"oh my god look at that piss kink haver" "isn't his name kaito? I've heard he had a major piss kink."

piss kink haver by anonymous August 13, 2021

wife haver

someone who used to have a wife why did u even look this up lmao

Friend: I know you were cheating on my girl.
Me: What do you mean?
Friend: Don't use your tricks on me, wife haver. I know that you broke up with that other girl and started eyeing on mine.
Me: Dang, how did you know?

wife haver by KillstreakCuber February 2, 2021

Sex-Haver 

The opposite of an incel, being a Sex-Haver means one has internalized themselves as a haver-of-sex. This often results in bold and unpredictable behavior and occasionally acts of violence not seen from incels.

The Sex-Havers are also a domestic terrorist organization founded by a notorious Twitter and Gab shitposter named Ducky.

"The Sex-Havers are inevitable! We are unstoppable! 2021 is the year of the Sex-Havers!" -Ducky

"The Sex-Havers will never stop having sex."
-Ducky

"Gm Sex-Havers."
-Ducky

Sex-Haver by FatDogAutsm July 17, 2021

Sex-haver 

A derogatory term for someone who has sexual intercourse.

Sonic: you might touch the finnish line, but you never touched a woman
Jet the Hawk: You're right, I haven't lost my virginity... BECAUSE I NEVER LOSE! See you later sex-haver! Hahahaha
Sonic: Well, if I can't take his trophy... then i'll have to take his virginity!

Jet the Hawk: what the fuck

Sex-haver by slovakheroaugustus February 14, 2023

penis haver 

a man

guy 1: hey are you a man?

guy 2: no im a penis haver

penis haver by babe haver April 19, 2021

Penis relationship haver wither 

An insult suggesting that the receiver has relationships with penises in a sexual manner.

John: Ted you penis relationship haver wither!
Ted: And what? Do you mean by that
John: I mean that you have relationships with penises and you are therefore, a gay.
Ted: Oh...

Penis relationship haver wither by Slow_Hands January 19, 2005