I hate it with a passion! 

You hate something so much that you are passionate about hating it.

Bob Dylan's music sucks...I hate it with a passion!!!

I hate it with a passion! by Mark Hollander September 26, 2005

Hate it to Guts

When a person hates a specific object so much, that it turns into guts.

When my friend Tristan is blocked by a parked car while backing out of the driveway, he will sometimes exclaim, "I hate it to guts!"

Hate it to Guts by Lyf-Cam August 20, 2011

I hate it when a llama named Carl 

A top result when you type in the Google search bar "I hate it when" - this particular phrase is a reference to the Filmcow series Llamas with Hats; specifically episode 1 where we see a handless corpse of a man leaning up against a wall. Paul inquires to his friend Carl what happened, after which Carl confesses to stabbing the man 37 times and eating his hands because he had "the rumblies". This google result alludes to being from the perspective of the stabbed man.

I hate it when a llama named Carl stabbed me in the chest 37 times and eats my hands.

I hate it when a llama named Carl by donutreplyplz July 1, 2022

i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf 

Google humo(u)r

Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon

urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022

Hazed it 

When one either busts ass really bad to a point where nobody can come within 5, better make that 20 feet, of you because there is shit particles floating around you! Or, when a person does a burnout in a vehicle or motorcycle that makes them look really badass.

Dylan: "Dude, what's that smell?"
Kyle: "Gerrit fuckin' hazed it, that asshole!"

Justin: "OH! did you see that dude throw a roost?"
Gerrit: "I know, I seen! Dude fuckin' hazzzzzed it!"

Hazed it by Space Shuttle Bob August 6, 2011

I hate it when that happens 

The act of getting your pubes stuck under your helm.

Jamie has a short penis and long pubes and thus had a case of 'I hate it when that happens'.

I hate it when that happens by Matt G June 7, 2004

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands by Inni84 November 3, 2023