hatchet wound

A pussy that resembles a hatchet wound, often with wide, split lips, and plenty of color to boot.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

I told that bitch if she didn't like it, she could lick my blood hatchet-wound!

hatchet wound by T. J. October 30, 2003

Hatchet Boy

Hatchet boy is an urban legend passed down from generation to generation...hatchet boy is a shadow who holds a hatchet upon his hand, the few that do see him say that he is an unknown figure. He walks about day to day in plain sight, you may even see him walking around in your town, maybe he’s even in the same room as you right now. All those who have died upon his hand have sang the song that summons him called “Hatchet Boy” which I will not write the lyrics of so you don’t summon him. Though you may try yourself to guess the song but you may never succeed.

I’m gonna see if Hatchet boy is real and try to summon him.

Hatchet Boy by HatchetBoy July 26, 2019

Hatchet Job 

() Performing an action in a very rough, inprecise, and uncraftsman like fashion. The end result of the action is a completed task that is of very poor quality.

Bill: I finished working on installing the garage door.
Jim: That is some hatchet job you've done there.

Hatchet Job by Malex2200 July 20, 2010

Hatchet Wound

A slang word for the female vagina. Called so because of the vagina itself and the reopening of the wound once a month.

He poked her in the hatchet wound.

Hatchet Wound by Sean Moore April 29, 2006

hatchet man 

the person whose job it is to fire or lay off fellow employees in a company. It is usually a human resources employee, doing the dirty work for the owner or president of the company. They break the news to you, get the appropriate papers signed, make sure you clean out your workspace (not taking off with any company property), and see you off the premises.

While a company hatchet man may have some input as whether or not you get the sack, they do not make the final decision. They are acting on the boss' behalf, and such responsibilities are covered by their salary. Therefore they are like a workplace hitman, getting paid to finish people off for the higher ups.

Bill wants to see me privately in the conference room.

That's never good news, he's the company's hatchet man!

hatchet man by Shumado January 21, 2011

Hatchet wound

The graphic but accurate description of a woman's vigina while she having heavy discharge during her period.

She was on her period, but I was so horny I went ahead and stuck it in her hatchet wound.

Hatchet wound by Man-O-Whore May 30, 2006

hatchet wound

a woman's vagina

And while you're at it, check out that Jasmine's hatchet wound.

hatchet wound by Eddie K. February 13, 2003