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guild climber 

Noun. Someone who uses a guild or other play organization just for gear, flags, and such. They leave leaves immediately after their goals are reached for another (better) guild. Typically, the person repeats this cycle and destroys his/her reputation.
That guy is such a guild climber, once he got phat lewtz he could get from a top 25 guild he left for a top 10 guild.
guild climber by stupidroro February 10, 2010
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Guild Wars 

An MMORPG like war craft but without the stupid 15$ a month fee. Often hated by WoW fans because they can't understand the concept of being able to log out or not having to pay for a mediorce game. A normal persons MMO game
Jeff: Dude....im poor i gota pay my WoW fee this month again
Me: Dude...ever considered just finding a game that does'nt require money every month to play? Try Guild Wars..you'll get your social life back and have fifteen extra dollars a month..and people wont randomly run up and kill you in a town.
Jeff:... Sweet *chucks warcraft box into nearest trash can* wow...i feel free now.
Guild Wars by Sickofwhorecraftlosers November 10, 2009

Guild Wars 2 

The MMORPG coming out at the end of 2011 or early 2012 that will finally be the game to deal the killing blow to World of Warcraft.
Gamer 1: Hey dude what do you think of WoW's new expansion?
Gamer 2: The age of Warcraft is over dude, just accept it. Blizzard is just milking the series dry of as much money as they can. Guild Wars 2 is taking over now.
Gamer 1: But they have Kung-Fu Pandas and Pokemon now!
Gamer 2: It's finally over. Face it.
Guild Wars 2 by GuildWars2 October 27, 2011

Guild Wars 

A game WAY better than WoW...NO MONTHLY FEES!!

Focuses mainly on PvP
FOR ASCALON!

"Enemy Captured Altar!"

"Flawless Victory!"
Guild Wars by DavidSmith June 6, 2005

guild smash

When a guild decides to take a break or call it quits.
"Hey Chris did you read about the guild smash post?"

"Yea Im server transferring tomorrow."

guild before drilled 

The nerd WoW equivalent to Bros before hoes. It states that a guild member must put the members of his guild before sex, as far as priority goes.
I have to bail on WoW tonight guys. I'm getting laid.

No, bro! Guild before drilled!

Guild Master Syndrome 

An affliction of the MMO player. Symptoms of Guild Master Syndrome (Hereafter referred to as GMS) includes a false sense of superiority derived from their status in an Massive Multiplayer Online Game, such as having a high level and advanced equipment and being the leader of his or her guild. Sufferers of GMS typically have a group of "hanger ons" conisisting of individuals much younger than themselves. Said individuals are very impressed with third tier loot. Most sufferers of GMS are often considered douchebgs and should be avoided at all cost.

Note:There is no known cure for GMS
Ex 1 :
Person 1: "Do you know how popular I am on the internet? I'm a fucking guild master."

Person 2: *Face palm*

Ex 2 :

EB employee: "Heres your wow card and your copy of pirates of th carribean 3. Would you like to purchase insurance for your game for an extra $3?"

GMS sufferer: "Yeah man, for sure. Like when I'm with my guild, I always back my shit up."

EB Employee: "Oh yes, that's facinating."

GMS Sufferer: "Yeah man, for sure it is, like last night me and my guild were on this raid and all the fuckers got wiped out except me and I was left alone and single handedly took out every one of those hoard moher fuckers myself. It was the shit, I was the shit, I'm awesome at WoW, we should chill sometime."

EB emplyee: "Ummmmmm... Okay, yeah... Maybe sometime... talk to me later..."

GMS sufferer leaves.

EB Employee 2: "Guild master syndrome?"

EB Employee 1: "Yep."
Guild Master Syndrome by _spin_ August 23, 2009