good the fuck morning

As "Good Morning" has long since been recognized as little more than a concept, an oxymoron at best; "Good The Fuck Morning", is now the only way to truly wish another a good morning without trying to sound ironic.

SuzieQ: "Good the fuck morning, Ted!"

Ted: "Yeah, no kidding. It is. Imagine that? Well, a good the fuck morning to you too!"

good the fuck morning by jacobkreist March 30, 2007

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Good Friend Fuck

When someone you are close to—or decently close to—needs help out of a relationship with a crazy person.

Jennifer: Carter got engaged to Heather after like three months of dating, and now we’re all worried about him.

Danielle: Well, there’s only one thing you can do.

Jennifer: What?
Danielle: You’re going to have to good friend fuck him.

Good Friend Fuck by livingrachel August 21, 2019

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Good luck fuck

Any sexual activity engaged in before a stressful event, such as an exam, performance, work obligation, etc. Often used to release tension, but really just an excuse to get laid.

Before her board exam, I sent her off with a good luck fuck.

Good luck fuck by SecretlySexuallyTwisted December 29, 2010