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That gilmour has a smelly biscuit
Gilmour by Eagle636 March 22, 2019

david gilmour 

Guitarist for Pink Floyd. He took over the guitar duties after Syd Barrett went haywire with drugs. Known for his toneful solos, fantastic bends, and great vibrato.
Fred: Man you gotta hear this shit.
Jim: Fuck off man, David Gilmour is shit
Fred:....
Jim:*is force fed his own anal sludge*
david gilmour by The Sime June 25, 2006
Big eyes but never observant and always clueless. Loves to watch anime but too pussy to start watching hentai. Only goes for older woman that are long distance away. Everyone thinks he has a BBC but really he has a small tree stump. Never gets a haircut but his hairline is still reaching for the stars.
Wow who's that over there
Thats my sexy beast gilmark
Gilmark by KDB69 June 17, 2019

happy gilmore 

One of the most awesome movies ever. Adam Sandler stars as Happy Gilmore, a hockey player who lives with his grandma and has a really bad temper. He has to learn to play golf to get his grandmother's house back.
"Wow, you can count."
"And you can count...on me meeting you in the parking lot."
happy gilmore by The Chort June 11, 2004

gizmorgasm 

1.) A particular kind of climax usually experienced by geeks.
2.) A technofetishistic reaction to new, high-tech gadgets.
Man, that new Google Android gave me such a freakin' gizmorgasm, I had to change my pants!
gizmorgasm by OuroborosChoked December 25, 2007

Gilmore Girls 

A dramedy on the WB about a mother and daughter who are bestfriends.

Lorelai had Rory when she was 16, she moved away from her parents and raised her all by herself until Rory got accepted to a prestigous prep school and had to ask her parents for the tution money. They made a deal that both her and Rory would attentd Friday night Dinner in exchange for the tution money.

This show has a quick pace and you gotta listen carefully or you'll miss about 27 pop culture references made in each conversation Lorelai & Rory have.
LORELAI: Oh, hi. You really like my table don't you?
JOEY: I was just, uh --
LORELAI: Getting to know my daughter.
JOEY: Your --
RORY: Are you my new daddy?
JOEY: Wow. You do not look old enough to have a daughter. No, I mean it. And you do not look like a daughter.
LORELAI: That's possibly very sweet of you Joey. Thanks.
JOEY: So...daughter. You know, I am traveling with a friend.
LORELAI: She's sixteen.
JOEY: Bye.
Gilmore Girls by Rory&Logan=Hot November 9, 2004