Fudge Fondler 

Fudge Fondler : noun or verb ; similar to ass-pirate, beef smoker, queer, fudge packer, crack spackler, chute shafter, ass master, trash compactor, flame-o, juicy fruit, fruitloop, homo, butt plugger or trucker on the hershey highway.

Example: That douchey dude is a real fudge fondler.booty

Fudge Fondler by shaolin May 1, 2014

pussy fondler

One who delicately places his/her index and middle fingers upon the clitoris of a female then proceeds to enact a series of ginger finger motions that are intended to sexually arouse and/or stimulate said female (more fingers can be added if said female is particularly "loose").

Thad: Roger, that guy in that porno you had me watch was quite the pussy fondler.
Roger: Ya bruh, dudes got mad pussy fondling skills.

pussy fondler by BigJeffstyle5 February 17, 2014

mother fondler

1. one who lovingly caresses various female parental units

2. an insult

1. I'm a mother fondler.

2. Goodness darn, that mother fondler!

mother fondler by cerealman July 6, 2011

VCR Fondler

One who gets sexual pleasure from touching VCRs in special ways.

That bitch raped my new sony, I swear to god I'll get that VCR Fondler.

VCR Fondler by Toxic Rage November 19, 2004

K-Vegas Fetus Fondler 

The act of extending one's hand as far as possible up the vagina of a pregnant woman for her pleasure and in the process accidentally or purposely tickling the unborn child.

Bro A: "Dude I was fisting my pregnant slampiece last night and I felt something really sketch."

Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"

K-Vegas Fetus Fondler by ScissorMeXerxes December 13, 2010

dick fondler 

Means that you are gay

OMFG dex is a dick fondler!

dick fondler by Bear October 12, 2004

Twat Fondler 

A twat fondler is a person who likes to play with the female genitals very frequently.

Wow, you had sex again last night? You're such a twat fondler, you'd finger girls until your hands fall off.

Twat Fondler by powerthirstrocketcan May 22, 2010