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file foliage 

That assortment of files and papers one keeps on the desk at work so that it will not look like there is nothing to do; a protective screen against office busybodies who monitor workloads of other people.
Tim had so much file foliage on his desk that one day in December he suffered a file-slide that swept his full coffee mug to the floor.
file foliage by Robert Paar December 12, 2008
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Anal foliage 

Hair found on the buttock region
Ahhh anal folage, im blind
Anal foliage by Morgs January 17, 2004

Green Foliage 

I went down on this bitch, and found some nasty green foliage growin among the duck butter and beaver cheese!!
Green Foliage by J-Shnizzle November 15, 2004

Panty foliage

A euphemism for female pubic hair.
"I need to trim my panty foliage before I try on new bikinis!"
Panty foliage by Frow horker April 18, 2018
In a poker game, the pile of cards that are no longer in use because a player has folded his hand
Put your cards in the foldage
foldage by Antz83 April 25, 2006
1. Consisting of a particularly large quantity of foliage.
2. Meaning to have a lot of body hair.
Guy one: "OMG! Check out the Wookie!"
Guy two: "Yeah, no kidding, he is totally foliagey!"
Foliagey by General_Zander August 24, 2008
Noun

1. An event not occurring due to an unlucky circumstance outside original plan

2. Failure of a plan involving a third party.

3. When something or someone prevents something from happening through intervention.
1. Three friends meet up in the neighborhood. They decided to go to the local park to smoke a joint together. One of them ran inside his house to tell his mom that he and the guys were going to hang out. A few minutes later he came out and said, "Fuck man...I can't go, my grandmas coming over!" His friends were visibly annoyed by this. One exclaimed, "Foilage man! That's fuckin' foilage!"

2. A guy is in a bar flirting with a female, hoping to take her home and have sex with her. Another man comes along and starts flirting with her as well. He wins her over and she goes home with him instead. The guy looks down at his crotch and whispers, "foilage".
Foilage by SaffronFairy September 8, 2013