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Jersey Foghorn 

The art of ripping a sick fart into someone's mouth.
When Jay Jersey Foghorned Randy, Randy's breath smelled like burnt broccoli.
Jersey Foghorn by Pumpkinhead August 31, 2004

Platinum Foghorn 

An act of sexual vengeance in which the performer, while having his or her salad tossed, farts the residual juices from his or her high colonic into the mouth of his or her unsuspecting partner.
Jack: Hey, Neil. How're you and Caroline doing?
Neil: Aw, man. Fucking bitch cheated on me.

Jack: Oh! Sorry to hear!
Neil: That's ok, man. I hit her with a platinum foghorn last night. Even, Stephen.
Platinum Foghorn by Beige Panic November 8, 2009

Filthy Foghorn 

An act in which one seals his or her mouth around the anus and blows air into the rectum to create a pocket of air in the colon. The unsuspecting participant than expels said air in the form of flatulence.
While tossing her salad, I gave the dirty bitch a filthy foghorn... She didn't see it coming!!!
Filthy Foghorn by Sicklers mom August 4, 2008

San Diego Foghorn 

A San Diego Foghorn (similar to a San Diego Thank You) is when u give you partner a kiss while she is farting.
I served bean soup for dinner hoping to give my girl a San Diego Foghorn later that night.

Gloucester Foghorn 

While a man is receiving head from a girl, he grabs the back of her head and gags her with his erection until she omits a groan resembling a foghorn.
Billy gave Sally a Gloucester Foghorn so loud, it scared Sally's cat.

Blanchardstown Foghorn

Throwing yourself to the other side of the bed and burying your face in the pillow before farting.
Had to let rip and didn't want to wake the other half so had to do a Blanchardstown Foghorn