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Firehouse Ghost 

When you put a sheet over your head and body with a glory hole cut in the penis area with junk out walk up to the head of a mates bunk making ghostly sounds. Can easily be adapted into a "gay firehouse ghost" by cutting two eyeholes into the sheet.
"Damb I was getting ready to sac out on a tower shift last night and the firehouse ghost got at me real close, had to fight him off with a bic lighter again"...
Firehouse Ghost by Grock607 November 21, 2017

Firehose 

A particularly powerful liquid shit, guaranteed to change the colour of your toilet in seconds. Splashback is common.
George: You left for the bathroom last night and didn't return for 5 hours, whats up?
Joe: Ah man, I shouldn't have had that Chicken tikka massala from that corner shop in Hull the other day. I completely firehosed my toilet. I felt like a cat crawled inside my colon, threw up, then died.
George: I'm trying to eat here. Must you be so graphic? Cock.
Firehose by banterbus32 October 15, 2009

drinking from the firehose 

Drinking from the Firehose is being a part of Stan the man's classes where you get so much information in a short amount of time and lots of information leaks out.
I know that this is a lot of information, so I'm just letting you know. My class is a lot like drinking from the firehose: Lots of information so drink what you can.

South Dakota Firehose

A sexual act involving a woman and one or more men. The woman lights her vagina on fire, and the man or men use their penises like firehoses and put out the fire.
Marissa suffered third-degree burns after a South Dakota Firehose gone wrong

firenose 

Extremely Rare Dog Breed: The Firenose breed was named for their brilliant red noses.

Though they do not actually breathe fire. The Firenose breed is believed to be an ancestor to non-reptilian dragons.
My champion Firenose has won first prize at this years dog show!
firenose by Firenose Breeder February 24, 2015

firehole 

the inflamation of the anus, which results in redness and itching and burning sensations
"I woke up with the urge to defaecate, only to be interrupted with the knowledge that I have Firehole. It was more painful than ramming a CD drive into your nose."
firehole by joe_hole July 28, 2005