Feng shui constipation 

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Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.

Feng shui constipation by Spacemannn January 7, 2020

Feng shui face

This is often used by young, attractive, female, Chinese executives to describe the facial structure of high cheek bone, boxhead Croatian males.

It is usually a term of effection.

Damon, your face has nice feng shui.

Or...
Damon, you've got a nice Feng shui face

Feng shui face by Feng Shui Face August 19, 2016

Feng Shui Doge 

Feng Shui Doge is a very epik gamer who is cleansed and should be admin in BBB.

That man's in Feng Shui, he cleansed. Feng Shui Doge is the owner of Feng Shui.

Feng Shui Doge by Feng Shui Doge March 25, 2021

Feng Shui Pussy 

The act of rearranging a woman’s pussy to become ‘Feng Shui’

No example for Feng Shui Pussy

Feng Shui Pussy by 𝐉𝐀𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄 November 10, 2024

hillbilly feng shui 

The process of when two {or more} yard jalopies are moved and rearranged so that a new yard jalopy can be added to the space and no extra space is needed. Thus making a more efficient yet messier area.

"The flat bed is ready to unload at Bubba's yard,prepare for the hillbilly feng shui."

hillbilly feng shui by S. Chamberlain March 16, 2007

Facebook Feng Shui 

The Facebook art or practice of eliminating toxicity on your friends list and news feed while keeping the most uplifting friends and positive posts to show up.

"Hey, why aren't you Facebook friends with Julio anymore?"
"I just couldn't handle reading all that drama every day so I had to Facebook Feng Shui him."

"Wow. That's brilliant. You are brilliant."

"Yes. I know."

Facebook Feng Shui by merrifengshui August 30, 2012

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

An actress who's full of shit. Some people really did get ass whoopings on a regular basis from their fathers growing up.

The shopnow feng shui bracelet actress wants to try and prove that females are now getting ass whoopings from their fathers to support her claims of females having harder lives throughout history, and that they've faced more atrocities than males. Her father really treated her like a JAP (Jewish American Princess), ask the people that knew her best in life.

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020