kevin federline

Poor, trailor trash, shallow wigga who left his pregnant, afro-american wife (Shar Jackson-whom he has a couple kids with)for pop sensation Britney Spears cuz she's cuter and has a lot more money.

Kev Federline thinks he's the next Eminem, what a joke.

kevin federline by lovezit April 7, 2005

kevin federline

free loader, Someone who takes advantage of desperate and lonely pop/teen idols .

" Oh man!!!!, that guys's such a Kevin Federline!!!"

kevin federline by deb-z-z-z September 14, 2005

kevin federline

The best punchline for any joke.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
...Kevin Federline
HAHAHAHAHAH

Three guys walked into a bar..
The third one was Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH

How many ________s does it take to screw in lightbulb?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Two blondes are sitting at a nail salon, when one blonde says to another, "Kevin Federline."
HAHAHAHAHAH

If your name is Kevin Federline...you might be a redneck.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Yo momma so fat Kevin Federline would do her.
HAHAHAHAHAH

kevin federline by Jon and Chris August 31, 2006

Kevin Federline

A term Kevin Federline can have many meanings, such as

1. a deadly combination douche, pothead, and gold-digger whose wife is nearly as pathetic and unfit as him

2. an underemployed, white man with no talent who likes to believe that he can rap; Eminem is his inspiration

3. A man under an illusion that he can pull off a wifebeater when he only has completely muscle-free arms and an Amazon Rainforest of armpits

Kevin: Mommy, I wanna wear my wifebeater to school!

Sheila/Mother: No, Kevin, you will look like Kevin Federline!

Kevin: Oh no, Kevin Federline? Mom, you know what? I'll just wear my button-down shirt to school.

Sheila: That's my little boy.

Kevin Federline by Kenny McCor September 1, 2008

Kevin Federline

The man who was actually fuckin' pathetic enough to marry Britney Spears. Thinks he's gonna make fame for himself. This kills me. Hehehehe.

"Man, that Kevin Federline, what a fuckin' joke."

Kevin Federline by Quack Quack May 31, 2005

kevin federline

The reason why vasectomies were invented.

K-Fed got Brit pregnant again? Well, everyone is good at something. For Kevin Federline, knocking up women is his only talent because we all know he can't rap!

kevin federline by sheneneh December 7, 2007

kevin federline

1) A bottom feeder that feeds on feces off the bottom of dirty fish tanks. In its natural habitat, can be seen wearing wifebeater, acting black. This creature draws attention to itself by "rapping."

2) Inability to read, write, or rap. Basically an imbecile.

mom: study or you will become a Kevin Federline in the future.

kevin federline by Smart Guy Period November 27, 2007