Expresso

It is when girls meet together to discuss their feelings with friends over a cup of coffee, talk about problems, boyfriends and issues with themselves

(girl) I am going to have an expresso with my gal pals

(boy) My girlfriend is having an expresso with her friends
(other boy) You mean espresso?

Expresso by MsSpellingbee November 7, 2020

Expresso

The stupid person way of spelling espresso because the first few letters kinda spell out express + an O at the end so that must be how it’s pronounced. Usually used by triggered Americans who make up their own spelling for things because they can’t spell properly.

Can I get a coffee with double Expresso?
“Sure I will try to express my feelings double for you.”

Expresso by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 1, 2023

Expresso

The term used for a shameful hookup with your ex.

"John told me he's gonna have an Expresso with his ex girlfriend tomorrow,I can't see this going well"

Expresso by Tracheaballs June 13, 2024

expresso your stresso and depresso 

when your drinking a coffee and you just need to tell people how much of a downward spiral your life has been

i want you to expresso your stresso and depresso

expresso your stresso and depresso by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

Expresso Depresso

A phrase used to describe the feeling of depression that comes onto someone when they least expect it and is usually due to many unfortunate and/or negative things happening to the person who is feeling depressed. It usually does a lot of damage emotionally and can result in a massive mood swing for the depressee. The Espresso part is made up of the words express and espresso. It refers to the sudden draining feeling you get after drinking a highly caffeinated drink such as an Espresso (relatable to that of an Expresso Depresso type meltdown) and the fact that the depressed feeling comes really quickly (almost like express delivery!). The depresso part is the word depression, manipulated to sound better/rhyme with the word Expresso.

Jasmin: I'm feeling SO Expresso Depresso right now.
Hayley: Why what happened?
Jasmin: Well I was fine this morning until my boyfriend and I got into ANOTHER fight, I failed my math test, and there's a new rumour being spread about me.
Hayley: Gosh, that IS depressing... :(

Expresso Depresso by Jasmin S. December 9, 2008

expresso for my depresso 

this is a horrible feeling. this is when you absolutely hate everything that is happening in your boring life. so get some expresso for your depresso. and don't worry i have some depresso too!

guy 1 - what's wrong?
girl 1 - i don't have any expresso for my depresso

expresso for my depresso by sexymom101 February 26, 2019

Expresso (=p) 

A 12 year old faggot

This man is acting like an Expresso (=p)

Expresso (=p) by noodles' mom September 2, 2017