Executive Hobo 

A well dressed urban hobo that uses his better dressed and well kempt appearance to disarm those who they come upon before they panhandle a smoke, some cash or a beer from you.

"Wow man, that guy was an Executive hobo - I thought it was just some old guy hangin out in the park and making conversation but he asked me for one of my beers, some change and your Mom's phone number"!
I only gave him your Mom's number.

Executive Hobo by Frank "Chili" Sanchez Hungwell September 20, 2006

Executive Workout 

It is way to groove your body all three times a day in one workout. This workout conditions your cardio, core and endurance. Step 1 dry sauna for no less than 15 minutes, must not have any water or a towel. This portion of the workout will get your blood flowing like a race horse. Step 2 Jacuzzi for 15 minutes, the scorching hot water goes directly into pores which strengthens your core. Have you had enough yet? The final leg of the workout brings us back into the locker room for the Eucalyptus Steam Room. Test your endurance to see how long you can make it. Any less than 15 minutes you have failed. If you can accomplish this workout, you are a true Executive. If not you will be stuck in middle management for the rest of your life. Good Luck

Hey Nick, you smell like stale booze and look very exausted from a long day of work! Looks like you could use an executive workout.

Executive Workout by Top Executive July 9, 2009

Executive Officer

The commander's assigned bitch in an US Air Force unit. Affectionately know as "the exec", these officers are responsible for all administrative, bureaucratic, and office minutia the USAF invents to screw with its units. Not to be confused with executive officers (XOs) in other military services where the term refers to the second in command).

General Officer: Can you write me a detailed report on this complex situation, along with a companion powerpoint that puts everything in simple terms that I can use to present this issue in 6-9 hours?
Colonel: No problem, my bitc... executive officer can whip it up in a snap, he loves doing that sort of thing anyways. You want some coffee, he's good at that too.

Executive Officer by LOTUS_416 May 18, 2011

executive fuck

When your hot boss decides to give you more than a promotion

Blair was in Miss Blanc's office for an hour getting executive fuck. That lucky bastard.

executive fuck by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX January 17, 2018

executive decision

Everyone wants to do something or go somewhere, but no one has strong opinions about what to do. One person thus decides arbitrarily for the whole group.

A: You guys want to go get food?
Everyone: Sure.
A: Where?
Everyone: Don't care.
A: Executive decision: Thai food?
Everyone: Yeah, fine.

executive decision by qweqwe321 June 11, 2011

executive time

A usefully pretentious euphemism referring to any nonspecific dicking around, or a period of downtime enjoyably wasted. Named after President Donald Trump's penchant for same.

Dawdling by the water cooler, making chit-chat, avoiding work? *checks watch* How about that, it's Executive Time.

Lurking social media for two hours straight? You better believe it's executive time.

Idly masturbating on a weekend afternoon? Listen, what part of "executive time" did you not understand?

executive time by bemorechadlike February 10, 2019

executive transvestite 

A transvestite of great sophistication. Also see Eddie Izzard.

Je suis un transvestite exécutif.

executive transvestite by NeNay April 24, 2004