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ejaculate and evacuate 

When a male ejaculates into a women and leaves because he doesn’t want to be stuck with a baby
Bro I gotta ejaculate and evacuate into some girl tonight.
Too be evaluated hatefully, to give someone a dirty look
Chris: Dude isnt that your Ex over there

Tom: Yeah dude she can't stop Evaluhating(evaluhate)
Evaluhate by D Ferg 52 November 13, 2011

evaludate 

When two people who are in a relationship get into a huge first fight, and decide they still want to be together besides the issue at hand, they "evaludate".

Evaluate + date.
Definitely pretty excited to evaludate our relationship tonight after last weeks situation!
evaludate by finespunflesh March 19, 2011

intercourse evaluation 

When a partner asks, "Was it good for you?" after intercourse. Like a course evaluation at the end of a class.
Guy 1: You didn't spend the night at her place?
Guy 2: No, I froze on the intercourse evaluation, so she kicked me out.

prematurely evacuate 

its when you should or are able to leave before you know someones coming
partythrower: hey guys! you found my house.

guy: yeah, but janine was following us!!

partythrower: Damn!! lets prematurely evacuate into the backyard and shut off the lights.

premature evaluation 

When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!
I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!