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Ergo me smart 

An argument given not to make a point but to prove the intelligence of the person making it.
You: "I feel strongly about 'topic' and here is why."
Some guy on the internet: "That may be the case but did you know caring about things is for idiots? Ergo me smart."
Ergo me smart by Candleends March 29, 2019
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Ergo Lip 

An uncorrected harelip that is optimal for fellatio.
Dude, she came over last night and she had a ergo lip on her that could suck the rust off a bumper!!
Ergo Lip by 6969asscam October 9, 2022

Fat Ergo 

A Fat Ergo is the description to one's performance on an ergo. The description is only given if proof that the participant can hold <1:30/500m (less than 1:30 per 500 metres) for an infinite timeframe. In tradition, one given the description of 'Fat Ergo' once made a personal record (pr) must celebrate with Mc Dank's (McDonald's).

Opposite to a Fat Ergo is a Skinny Ergo. This is given to all individuals unable to hold <1:30/500m. Skinny Ergos tend to avoid ergo tests and prefer rowing on water. Skinny Ergos are scum to Fat Ergos, and Fat Ergos prefer not to involve themselves with them. Due to this action, Skinny Ergos are banished to Burger King and will be voilently assaulted when seen at Mc Danks.
Bruce: what'd you get on your 5x 500k ergo test?
Sam: averaging 0:56.3 I hit those pr's!
Bruce: dam that's a Fat Ergo! I'll see you at Mc Danks
Fat Ergo by IRipFatErgos May 20, 2017

Bobito Ergo Sum

Literally translates as "My God is not stupid, therefore I am."
Bobito Ergo Sum by MortosBading November 16, 2019

cogito ergo sum 

It's latin and intellectual phrase
cogito ergo sum
cogito ergo sum by ezrider March 3, 2005

Cogito, ergo sim

"I think, therefore simulation"

A spin off Rene Descartes cogito argument, "Cogito ergo sim" suggests we are living in a post-singularity simulation at a time in the sim before the singularity happens.
A: "Do you think we are living in base reality or is this interactive 3-D experience a simulation?"
B: "Cogito, ergo sim."