Eaton Dry Bum 

This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!

Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?

What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?

Eaton Dry Bum by Jimmy7017 February 12, 2021

eaton square school 

It is the hell where satans (teachers) meet. the only thing you will get is one hell of a time and homework.

I would never want to go to eaton square school again

eaton square school by AlcoholicSlavMan May 11, 2021

Tobias Eaton 

-Character in the Divergent series
-When book takes place, he is 18 years old
-Incredibly sexy and badass
-Initiation instructor and later boyfriend of Tris Prior
-Nicknamed and known as Four because of his four fears
-Originally from Abnegation and transfered to Dauntless

"Who's that over there?"
"That's Tobias Eaton. We call him Four."
"DAMN HE'S FINE!"

Tobias Eaton by ~:^) December 23, 2013

Mr. Eaton 

Mr eaton is a bald red bearded Santa clause that comes to your house at night and cuts his hair with your teeth while you're sleeping. You can find him on the street begging people for red hair. Often asks kids to come in his van and touch his large beard.

Did you see Mr. Eaton last night

Mr. Eaton by Wehsbbdbdjsj April 9, 2015

Long Eaton 

A Town a few miles out from the center of Nottingham, once great in its lace making industry now is just a chav filled shit hole.

My god Long Eatons gone down hill!

Long Eaton by MagickClaire April 10, 2009

Mark Eaton 

A man who is unmatchable in power, his magnitude is only topped by the words of Ella Beckham. As he searches for his lifelong love he cannot help but be attracted back to his sister. And his favorite artist is imagine dragons. Baseball is his only talent.

Cmon now Aiden your being a real Mark Eaton right now.

Mark Eaton by BigMacDemolisher April 9, 2021

Dorris Eaton 

an extremely queer school of faggots and girls who look like men, in walnut creak california, and is run by a queer man lover named jerry ludden

Dude... im so lealous of how big KENDYLS PENIS is

Dorris Eaton by queer March 17, 2005