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Eat a dick 

To tell someone to basically go fuck off or shut the hell up
Eat a dick by BounceOnBy March 24, 2019

Eat a dick 

When someone makes jest of you and your response is in desperation.
Playa 1: Yo, ur pants so tight, your back pockets overlap.

You: Fuck you man, eat a dick.

eat a dick 

... back to the late sixties; Eat a dick; nice way of saying suck a dick.
Eat a dick, you polyester faced moron!
eat a dick by JeffDillon December 31, 2016

eat a dick 

the word is what it means, to literally go eat a dick
eat a dick by WungJu May 8, 2003

EAT a DICK! 

Its virtually the same insult as just saying "Eat a Dick" but there is a different inflection on "Eat" and "Dick". Its said in a way that you hear "EAT" the loudest followed by "a" in a softer, calmer tone then you pause for a millisecond and with your last breath say "DICK" as loud as your last breath can stand.

eat a dick up 

Consume a penis in the upward direction. See eat a dick, dick-eater.
"I just finished the last empanada."
"Eat a dick up."
eat a dick up by Ellis August 21, 2004