Spread Eagle

When a woman is 'using five penises at one time. One in the vagina, one in the rectum, one in the mouth and she is also masturbating two other penises. When moving her arms she looks like a spread out eagle.

Man 1: Me and the lads are going to see Julie tonight.

Man 2: Damn right, got to give her the spread eagle.

Man 1: SHOTGUN ASS!

by Lord Dangleballs May 15, 2018

Spread eagle

A spread eagle is when a girls legs are spread out like a eagles wings and the boy is fisting her until she screams like an eagle

Friend 1: Did you hear that screaming eagle last night?
Friend 2: Nah I was doing a classic teezy like spread eagle

by GarronTerrell April 19, 2019

spread eagle

An outdoor game named for the position which the loser must assume. The construct of the game is as follows: Players: as many can confortably move around an area opposing the wall/target. A ball (tennis, basket, playground, bouncey, type insignificant) is thrown against a wall by the thrower (this may include an intermediate bounce on the ground. As it bounces back, and of the persons may choose to catch the ball and become the next thrower, but anyone touching the ball and not retaining (catching) it must immediately run to the wall and touch it before any of the other players recovers the ball and hits the wall with it. If the failed catcher reaches the wall before the ball, play continues. If not, he must assume a 'spread eagle' position against the wall and may then be pegged (hit with the ball) by the last thrower (i.e. the one that got him/her 'out'. Play resumes until everyone is too tired or bruised to continue.
Also See: Pickle

Back in the good old days, me and the boys would play spread eagle. Now, the young whippersnappers stay inside and watch pokemon and play with their nintendos.

by pythonspam November 26, 2003

Asbury Spread Eagle

When a married bar patron has the hots for the bartender of the same sex and proceeds to further the relationship by waiting for him/her to get off shift. After a few apple pie shots for $2.00, the two move to the patio where they pour Busch Light over their naked bodies. Once drenched in Busch latte, the bar patron makes the first move by going in for a gentle kiss. The bartender allows the advance and joins in. After about five minutes, the bar patron requests a pizza pocket and goes home to their spouse.

Danny: I drove down Asbury Road and saw Scott giving Brad an Asbury Spread Eagle.

Todd: OMG, Lucky Brad!

by Wagonwheel69 November 11, 2021

Spread-eagle handstand

When you stand on your hands, and spread your legs open spread eagle, as to show the crotch.

At the pool, Marco did the spread-eagle handstand.

by Sunioncarrot11 December 13, 2013

Spread eagle

Spread eagle is when you lay down on your stomach and repeatedly open and close your legs until you ejaculate on the carpet

Example: I walked in on my friend Chris doing the spread eagle on the ground last night

by Maxipad753 June 23, 2021

Gay Spread Eagle

When Bald Jesus and a Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.

Bald Jesus: I Gay Spread Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night and he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.

by DoingTheLordsWork January 27, 2023