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Dry Stroking 

1.) The act of masturbation without lubrication.
2.) The act of shorting someone i.e. Sand bagging.
1.)ex. Oh I totally dry stroked it last night.

2.)ex. Nerdahl you have got to be dry stroking me!
Dry Stroking by eskimo samurai March 23, 2009

Dry Sobbing 

When you're really sad and/or heartbroken to the point where you would start crying, but you don't shed any tears.
Ella started dry sobbing into her friend's shoulder.

Karina hugged her friend Joanna as she dry sobbed into her arms.

Dry Slide 

The act of inserting the penis into an ass without proper lubricant.

Remember to use ample lube and agree on a safeword!
She was a big boned girl, but that didn't stop her from strapping on the dildo and pegging Greg right in the poop shoot as the rest of the circle jerk looked on in amazement. The vigorous penetrating nature of this particular dry slide was set into my mind's eye like passing roadkill as she screamed "take it like a little bitch you fucking ass ratchet."
Dry Slide by RCooter86 February 16, 2010

dry snitching 

Intentionally getting someone in trouble by outting something they've done wrong while trying to keep it sly.
*You return to work from lunch with the boss right there*
Coworker to you: "I didn't know we had two hour lunches!"
You later: 😑

Dry snitching.
dry snitching by mashetee88 September 27, 2015

Dry Stalker 

A person who has previously had no connections through social media that suddenly made accounts to specifically stalk someone they like.
Dude, Bimal is such a Dry Stalker, he only made an account to stalk Bryanna
Dry Stalker by LickyBB December 3, 2016

dry shit 

Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed because they did not wipe their ass, and claim that the ass didn't need wiping. All asses need wiping
"Oh my god will just took a dry shit."
dry shit by Daddy November 27, 2003