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Dolores Margarita 

A cocktail made with tequila, lime juice, triple sec (orange liqueur), and Tabasco sauce (hot sauce). Can be made "on the rocks" or blended with ice; the latter version is popular at parties.

Originated in Fontana, CA at the Autoclub Speedway Nascar Pepsi 500 Cup. Dolores, the bar patron, ordered a margarita on the rocks but the bartender immediately began making a bloody mary with Tabasco sauce. To avoid waiting, Dolores said to continue making the margarita in the same glass. The Dolores Margarita was born. It was a spicy and delicious margarita. The whole bar began ordering Dolores Margarita's shortly after.
One Dolores Margarita on the rocks please, make it EXTRA SPICY!
Dolores Margarita by DGoldstar October 9, 2009

Dolores Mind 

A part of your brain that takes everything in a sexual way..
"Hey how cold is it in here?" - Person using their Dolores mind.

"69 degrees." -normal person

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 69!!! that means oral!!"


Or

"Hey like my new basketballs? I just got them today."

"Wow they feel hard."


" MY BALLS ARE HARD?" *Laughs ass off*
Dolores Mind by MorbidRain December 20, 2008

Dolores Blumpkin 

A blowjob in a port-o-potty. Lavatory indicator should show half red, half green.
"After a Coco Loco, I found myself needing to void my bowels, only to find the lavatory occupied by two men engaging in a Dolores Blumpkin."
Dolores Blumpkin by Kimmaaaaay July 19, 2016

Dolores Margaret 

A TREE; tall. Usually plays the ukulele and sings but isn't very good at either. She is pretty much the ugliest person you will ever meet. Dolores' are kind and truthful and when they tell you something it's from the heart. She can be a real bitch sometimes but when she's not, she is an ok person. Dolores has a lot of friends but only a few very close friends. When you are Dolores' best friend, you know that it will be permanent. She is a crazy but quiet person and only shows her true identity around her closest friends. An obnoxious eater but doesn't show it when in public. Loves all types of food especially bread and broccoli. You can't trust her around someone you like because she is a true match maker and will do anything to get you two together. Overall, Dolores is ugly af and fucks up sometimes but she is a good person deep deep deep deep down there somewhere.
Person 1: "Have you seen that ugly bitch, Dolores Margaret?"
Person 2: "Yea, she is freakishly tall, it's hard not to notice her."

Person 1: "Omg look at that Tree among those shrubs!"
Person 2: "hahahaha TREEEEE"
Dolores Margaret by Side Hoe #1 September 12, 2019

Dolores Margaret 

TREE; Freakishly tall
Person 1: "Do you see that tree among the shrubs?"
Person 2: "No, that's just Dolores Margaret"
Dolores Margaret by Side Hoe #1 September 12, 2019

Dolores Haze

a beautiful adolescent girl, who is a nymphet and loves Humbert Humbert in the book 'Lolita' written by Vladimir Nabokov.
“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita." -Humbert Humbert talking about Dolores Haze
Dolores Haze by Little Lo February 5, 2018