DMV 

abbr.: Department of Motor Vehicles.

"I've been to hell and I spell it, I spell it DMV." - Primus

DMV by BillG April 18, 2005

DMV 

A nickname for the Washington Metropolitan Area.

If you don't live in the following areas:

Washington DC, Prince George's County MD, Montgomery County MD, Alexandria VA, Arlington County VA, Fairfax County VA, then YOU ARE NOT from the DMV.

On a good day, a Waldorf (Charles County MD) native MIGHT be able to get away with saying they're from the DMV.

Living in Virginia or Maryland alone DOES NOT make you a DMV native. I don't know who needs to hear this, but Baltimore and Richmond ARE NOT in the DMV.

The easiest rule of thumb in determining if you're in the DMV is simple: If WMATA operates there. Buses AND Trains.

A: Yo where you from?
B: I'm from the DMV, born and raised.
A: Oh word? My dad's from Capitol Heights.
B: Kiiill. 😂😂😂 I grew up in Seat Pleasant.

DMV by nomadic_scholar May 6, 2020

DMV 

The D.C, Maryland and Virginia area. The area with some of the hottest gangs and up-coming artists like Scrilla, Bigg Trilla, Moe tha star and others. The home of Shy Glizzy, Simba and more.

Person A: I'm from the Dmv
Person B: That's whats up nigga

DMV by LitFire February 7, 2018

DMV 

Department of Motor Vehicles. The William Shakespeare of the worst place to wait in line for!!!!

I can't believe I had to wait in line for 2 hours to get a new fucking ID!!! I piss on the DMV's face!

DMV by Soul_Driver August 16, 2009

DMV 

Department of Motor Vehicles

Often a place where trashy people and immigrants go to hang out.

You can also get your license there, though it's rare.

I almost hit a bitch in the parking lot at the DMV.

DMV by iatemybaby August 10, 2005

DMV 

A contraction used on the internet that stands for "drain the main vein", the act of urinating.

Man, all those drinks are getting to me. BRB, gotta DMV.

DMV by vagrant1 January 13, 2009

Dmv 

The Reason Why Stir Fry By Migos Came Out

DMV FOOD IS THE BOMB

Dmv by DmvPrincess March 7, 2018