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diversity 

In Marketing and Business:

1. The millennial's version of synergy
2. A buzzword used for virtue signalling
3. (In hiring) A deceptive practice designed to homogenize the ideals and thoughts of employees
4. When employees and co-workers eat lunch exclusively with members of the same race.
"To serve our users well, we need a diverse workforce that’s representative of the users we serve. That's why we lie on our marketing material to make it look like we are 90% African American and women." - Google

"We know intuitively that diversity matters." - McKinsey & Company

" YouTube illegally used quotas as recently as last year in an attempt to hire more black, Latinx, and female engineers." -Wired Magazine

"Welcome to the tour! My coworkers are super diverse! Over here in the lunch area, all the Asians eat together. And over there, all the Latinos. And over there, all the non-binary trans-racial zir's."
diversity by Zuck le Cuck January 25, 2019
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Diversity 

An old, old wooden ship used in the civil war era.
Did you see the great battle between Diversity and the heterogeneous?
Diversity by Mr. Morrison May 6, 2007

Diversity 

difference between cultures. Although I am a liberal i do agree it has been taken to an extreme. People don't understand that other people's cultures do not need to be forced upon others. All that is needed is simple recognition. Everyone should be allowed to do their thing whether it is christmas, kwanza, or whatever. The difference is they should not have to abolish their own culture to avoid hurting other groups feelings. Wehn you played with your barbies on the playground, if another kid didn't like your barbie, that didn't mean you had to throw it away did you? No! the other kid just didn't play with it
Diversity by a smart one July 22, 2003

diversity 

"I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship. I don't think the network was talking about an old wooden ship, Ron." -Anchorman
diversity by 4t7j4k4 September 23, 2005

diversity 

The variety of life forms on the planet.

Can also be used as a political term meaning forced race mixing.
The planet has a natural diversity of animal and plant life.
diversity by zos12345 December 17, 2013

Diversity 

1) An old, old wooden ship, used in the Civil War era.

2) Variety, having many different forms of gender or ethnicity.
In addition, a lot of you have probably heard of the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the News team.
Diversity by Macier Q. Ross September 14, 2009

Diversity 

It's what's killing American culture and letting Islam be taught as fact in our schools, because it's a recognition of other faiths. It lets people hang up decorations for kwanzaa (which really isn't a "holiday, it's a celebration of african harvest) but won't allow christmas trees or manger scenes shown in public, it's insulting to the immigrants and blacks. It's why santa decorations are also made to be black, despite the fact that St. Nicholas was NOT black, but it's a recognition of diversity, people. It's just as bad as cultural diffusion.
Let's destroy our traditions to appease the minorities, it's morally correct.
Diversity by Loki June 10, 2003