1. (noun) A news story that you feel compelled to share with
your friends, especially one that is funny and/or gross.
2. (adj.) The most outrageous story
you heard in a given period of time.
3. (noun) A news parody written to
intentionally mimic an actual example of 1 or 2.
"Did you see the discust about
the panda eating her baby?"
"The discust of the week had to be that story about about the Chinese dude who pretended to be talking the guy out of jumping
off the bridge, but pushed him instead."
"I thought
the panda story was real, but it was just another discust."