Teenie: omgawzz!!! LOL! LOL! i'
m hawt! wana siberzz? im awwll wet! LOLLLZZ! tell me u look lyke beji madden!
Me: What??
Teenie: oh nvmzzXz. i
dunt want
2 git pregnut!
Me: Please, i beg of you, take your inane doucebagery elsewhere. Everytime you make a comment my
IQ drops a few points.
Teenie: *dies from a massive brain aneurism*