You deserve better

What you say to someone who you are in love with but you know that you will hurt or screw over, and would rather be miserable without them than make them miserable.
Ironically, this usually makes the person want to stay with you more, especially a girl, since they want to be the one to change the "bad boy", and this proves that the boy is serious about you.

Girl: "I love you."
Boy: "You deserve better. I've screwed over every girl ever, I only date chicks because they're hot, I'm a shallow ass hole. Seriously, baby, you deserve someone so much better than me."
Girl: "But I want you. And you want me. So who's to say what I deserve?"
*Boy screws girl over, then tells her he told her so*

You deserve better by llamallamallamallamaduckllama December 28, 2008

I deserve a happy end

Being forced evil meds and being on probation isn’t the path

I deserve a happy end

I deserve a happy end by Evilous Dark Power December 7, 2020

they deserve eachother

(Idiom) Two people of questionable ethics or dislikeable personalities with a common goal or hobby.

Eliturk and butt licka are so retarded and fuckin' dumb, they desrve eachother.

they deserve eachother by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

I deserve it 

An overweight person who will eat junk food and justify it by saying “I deserve it” because they worked out.

I’m going to have the peanut butter pie because I worked out... I deserve it.

I deserve it by RBumgarner October 30, 2019

he doesn’t deserve you

The boy who says it to you is still in love with you

Girl: *something funny*
dude 1: Hahaha
Dude 2:*says to girl* it’s so funny how he like you so much
Girl: UGH he’s so annoying

Dude 2: He doesn’t deserve you

he doesn’t deserve you by EVERYONEHATESRANI21 May 22, 2018

i don't deserve you 

When someone is being too gentle,good to yourself

I made you waffles
Oh brad,i don't deserve you

i don't deserve you by The mad riddler November 2, 2017

good cheese, you deserve the best cheese

a sentence, usually used as a compliment for when someone did something good, and deserves a reward (like some cheese). it can be used for an example if you are playing haricotnite and you die and your squad gets the escargot royale, and you think they deserve cheese.

you: i ate six packs of dalfo-gonfi and 11 plates of grenouilles yesterday
me: good cheese, you deserve the best cheese (and some naeb from my aggiN amigo pancho)

good cheese, you deserve the best cheese by haha gazpacho October 16, 2018