descendents 

great fucking melodic punk band

descendents by davey havok May 16, 2003

Descendants 

Literally the best movie on the planet, also the only movie with a better sequel than original.

Me: Descendants is my favorite movie of all time
My friends: YAAAAAS QUEEEEN!

Descendants by the only true Descendants fan November 10, 2019

descendents 

A very great Southern California punk band, which brought us really fast, melodic, hardcore skatepunk riddims, thus paving the way for a lot of '90s and 2000's punk bands like Blink 182, Good Charlotte, Sum 41 and the lot. The only difference between Descendents and current skatepunk bands is Descendents aren't sellouts!

Milo Goes to College is a great album, and so is Somery.
Cameage, M-16, Coffee Mug, I Wanna Be A Bear, I'm Not a Loser, I Don't Want to Grow Up, Everything Sucks, Clean Sheets, Shattered Milo, I'm the One, Pep Talk.

descendents by Agent Chainsawlady October 13, 2004

Despanding 

According to Pep, the opposite of expanding.

When Mel's heater turns off, Pep describes the loud noise as something in there despanding.

Mel: "Pep, what is that noise?"
Pep: "I think it expands when it is on and now it is despanding."

Despanding by trouble72 April 16, 2009

descendents 

Descendents...definately one of the best punk bands (or pop punk for those that demand everything be labled) ever! Catchy as hell but still fast and aggressive! If you like Buzzcocks, The Queers, NOFX, old Greenday, Bad Religion, or anything like that, Descendents are for you! Descendents subjects include: Coffee, food, maturing (or lack of) and , but of course, girls. Descendents aren't like other punk bands. Don't expect to hear simmilaraties to blink, MxPx, or Sum 41. And no, I'm not gonna go on a rant about how much those bands suck (actually I'm pretty into old blink). If you wanna hear good Descendents listen to:
Bikeage
Hope
I'm the One
Coolidge
or just pick up a copy of Somery (very good CD)

I wanna hear a good band...Descendents my friend. descendets.

descendents by Jose Ramirez May 23, 2006

Your descendants rape defendants

The latest insult in the your mom gay series, if used against you, will instantly destroy you and your family and curses your children and descendants. Used to counter the latest

John: your mom gay
Tim: your dad lesbian
John: your granny tranny
Tim: your grandpap a trap
John: your sister a mister
Tim: your brother a mother
John: your niece obese
Tim: your nephew undress you
John: your family tree LGBT
Tim: your ancestors were investors
John: your descendants rape defendants
Tim: *dies in the most painful and slow way possible along with his extended family and their bodies are erased from existence*

Your descendants rape defendants by JDGDW May 25, 2018

Defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day 

A phrase by Mark Goldbridge. Means defending terribly just like the melted Easter eggs.

For god's sake! How are we losing 2-0? We're defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day!

Defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day by Mattw1108 May 19, 2021