denatured

The state of possessing either a malfunctioning set of testicular apparatus or no testicular apparatus. This state of being is most common in canines, cats and whipped married men. The origin from the word stems from the distinction between one with a pair of testicular apparatus and one without said apparatus. The one with the apparatus can let nature continue whereas the one without the apparatus can't let nature continue, hence DE-NATURED.

My dog is now denatured as his testicles were duly ripped from his ballsack yesterday at the vet.

A: That man is being pushed around by his wife. He must be denatured.
B: Explains why they don't have kids.

by zk3x July 3, 2010

Denture Venture

The insinuation of sexual activity before or after the removal of dentures.

Have fun on your denture venture!

by Jodamea Fox January 25, 2020

Denatured

A state of change, usually physical, almost always in a negative way.

'Hey, have you seen what Joan looks like lately?'
'No, but I heard she's completely denatured since our last encounter'

by BarryFromWigan August 27, 2021

Denturementia

experiencing denture slip and dementia simultaneously

when fucking-mobster fuckface donald trump held a recent fucking klan rally he had acute bout with Denturementia while attacking trans men and women. “they teach the transgender in thscools now. also, Antifa mostly such as” as his hillbilly Red Hats cheered.

by Uncle Joosie October 11, 2022

Dentures

Dentures ( prosthetic teeth)

I need new dentures (i.e. prosthetic teeth, a new appendage to the mouth)

by Alicia Larson April 9, 2023

denture flossing

Thinking you all that even with no dentures

Fook boi think he's denture flossing again

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Dentures

An old white grandma that despite barely having lips always says the nastiest stuff through her mouth towards young people

Jared: man why did you call my grandma dentures?
Sarahi: she called me porkchops, so I decided to call her dentures in retaliation since she barely has lips and she's way too old to be having arguments with young people

Jared: that's just messed up

by Microphone abuser April 26, 2025