curveball dick 

When your dick is curved, or slanted. Also can be so bad that you have to have sex at an angle.

You got a curveball dick.

curveball dick by WilsonRoberts June 3, 2017

Texas Curveball 

A Texas Curveball is an uncircumcised dick with foreskin all the way up to the urethra, with a large round head and a thin crooked shaft. So-named due to the penile deformity resembling the curveball arm configuration of MLB pitcher Clayton Kershaw, a Texas native.

“I dated a guy in Houston who showed me his Texas Curveball”

Texas Curveball by Nickf2019 May 17, 2019

lesbian curveball 

A lesbian who heads out to pick up a one night stand and gets it home and finds it to be a male

Gee last night wasn't exiting that what a lesbian curveball he looked just like one of us

lesbian curveball by Frank ruboneout November 18, 2013

Danish Curveball 

A really bent penis.

I Couldn't fuck cause of my Danish Curveball.

Danish Curveball by Slightly_Mad April 18, 2006

pitch a curveball 

Defecate. It's derived from a combination of the curve ball in baseball typically being called the 2 pitch, and the denotation of urination as number 1 and defecation as number 2. Thus, to pitch a curveball means to do a number 2.

Get out of my way, after drinking that coffee I really have to go pitch a curveball.

pitch a curveball by johnnybass January 16, 2009

the curveball 

when someone gets roasted

Diego: Hey Pete! You have saggier tits than your momma!
Chacho: Ooooh! The Curveball the curveball!

the curveball by Baseballer_09 July 29, 2016

Columbus Curveball 

Whilst a woman is resting on her back with head upon pillow, she provides the gentleman in question with much-awaited fellatio. He then withdraws from her oral cavity, proceeds in his wind-up, and clamps her mouth shut. The gentleman then ejects his seminal fluid upon her facial aperture. After commensuration of bodily fluid levels is complete, a swift jab to the olfactory organ is necessary to produce the vibrant seams of the aforementioned curveball.

A baseball fan, Tom enjoyed the baseball game so much he decided to bring the game into his bedroom, and delivered a Columbus Curveball upon the face of the slightly overweight transvestite named Sally lying beneath him.

Columbus Curveball by Husky Ballsweat McGee II October 9, 2008