Crash Test Gummy 

An older toothless prostitute who is affordable enough to give a young man his first blow job.

I had to find a Crash Test Gummy after watching granny porn.

Crash Test Gummy by Arnie Grape June 9, 2021

German Crash Test 

During anal, stand on the edge of the bed with your penis head barely inserted into her ass. Then fall forward to the floor and the rest of it goes in. (best to make her wear a mouthpiece so her teeth don't get knocked out.)

Her face got bruised up when I ran the German Crash Test on her.

German Crash Test by Bob0008 January 4, 2009

Sonic 2 sound test crash handler 

Cringe YouTube video

Oh fuck I watched sonic 2 sound test crash handler damn

Sonic 2 sound test crash handler by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 2, 2023

crush test dummy

A guy/girl who becomes the test subject in a relationship. He/she had a crush on you, without knowing that you're just wanna play around with him/her. Usually ends with the guy/girl being dumped.

Watch the movie 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days' to get better idea

Guy #1: That jock at school just wanna have fun with one of the cheerleaders. He doesn't intend to have serious relationship with her

Guy #2: Too bad the girl still fell in love with him
Guy #1: Oh well, there goes another crush test dummy

crush test dummy by chrno July 27, 2010

crush test

a way to tell if pot seeds will grow. Place on a table and push down with your thumb. If it crushes it wont grow. if it survives it will.

those seeds passed the crush test. lets go grow some chronic.

crush test by Mr.bud August 9, 2006

Crashtexting 

The act of creating a text message so long by spamming the same word or phrase that it crashes the victims phone. And sometimes the typer's depending on length.

Usually done by copying the text and pasting it over and over until it increases in length exponentially. Most potent if done in a large group chat.

Person 1: Damn I got crashtexted last night.

Person 2: What was the message?

Person 1: lelelleelell <insert 84713 more characters>

Person 2: YOU JUST CRASHED MY PHONE I WAS SCARED SHITLESS

Person 1: lel

Crashtexting means to be spammed with an extremely long message and it crashes your device.

Crashtexting by Meowmeowsmasher June 27, 2016

Crashtastic 

everyone's favorite boy

the answer to "who is the best guy around?" will always be "crashtastic"

Crashtastic by lettucefr0g August 18, 2025