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Vanlandingham's Curse 

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.
I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.

workingman's curse 

It is a condition that causes one to wake up before the alarm clock 7 days a week regardless if one has to work that day or not.
Cure:
Retirement.
I've been working for 8 hours/ 5 days a week for so long my internal clock has gotten the workingman's curse. I go out and party late Friday and Saturday and I still wake at 6:30 am on Saturday and Sunday, just like M-F.

Lifter's curse 

The lifter's curse goes as is " Those who are able to pull heavy weights will be cursed to never be able to pull women so long as they continue to lift heavy weights"
Dude... I think Daniel has the lifter's curse, he's been single for way too long and hits way too many PRs

Dracula's curse

A fart so evil in nature it can only be properly described as Dracula's curse.
Alan:*phhhhhhhhhhhttt*

Jay: Dude! WTF!? was that?

Alan:Yo that's Dracula's curse right there!
Dracula's curse by issaru00 May 27, 2009

Brian's Curse 

A ridiculous band from the philadelphia area. Music based in the Rock and blues genre. Particularly known for their awesome original sound. Check it out at www.Brianscurse.com
"oh did you hear that band 'Brian's curse'?"

"yeah, dude, they totally blew my mind"
Brian's Curse by BCdrummerFT February 25, 2010

gamer's curse

The excessive urge to complete as much of a game as possible, in order to obtain achievements, trophies etc.

More often than not, the task involves completing a specific stage on a difficulty level that one normally struggles with, and due to the achievement, they push themselves to get it, often repeatedly failing at one point, and eventually getting beyond frustrated over it, becoming difficult to interact with during this moment of anger.
Jack: "Hey, what's up with John? I was going to ask him if he's going out today but he was obviously pissed off in the way he responded."

Joseph: "He's experiencing gamer's curse."

Jack: "Oh, please...how people get so worked up over games is beyond me."

Joseph: "Hey, if you'd spent over an hour trying to clear something that can be done in under 10 minutes, and you STILL hadn't done it, I'm pretty sure you'd be pissed off, too."