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couch potato 

the slang expression often assciated with ppl who watch a lot of TV. tv is made of electron tube. "couch potato" is said to refer to the potato b/c it is a tubular vegatable w/ eyes (lil blacks specks on the potato) to symbolize some1's yeys, glued to the tube...
he's a lil couch potato.
couch potato by the man June 30, 2003

Couch Potato 

When a patron masturbates by sodomizing his penis in between the cushions and body of the couch.
Before a fun night out with his friends, Jared likes to watch Disney's Aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.
Couch Potato by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

couch potato 

one is able to substitute any word of choice for potato. such as..."couch prune"....however, it has been combined with more derrogitory terms. for example..."couch fag."
couch potato by shunshine December 15, 2003

couch potato 

Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.
couch potato by kjsdfrisue March 9, 2017

couch potato 

Someone with lack of eager or energy to do a certain task
couch potato by mexic.. November 23, 2018

Couch potato 

A lazy fucking shit who can’t get off his ass. These creatures don't eat veg or meat, only snax.
Look at this bitch ass fucking lazy ass fucking bitch cunt prick couch potato dude