couch potato

A person who watches excessive amounts of television, has no job, no ambition, no goals set for his/her life, respects whores instead of engaging in sexual activity, also no reguards for ones possesion ex. vehicles, living conditions etc.

Wesley Allen is such a couch potato.

couch potato by Credit Check International October 5, 2002

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couch potato

the slang expression often assciated with ppl who watch a lot of TV. tv is made of electron tube. "couch potato" is said to refer to the potato b/c it is a tubular vegatable w/ eyes (lil blacks specks on the potato) to symbolize some1's yeys, glued to the tube...

he's a lil couch potato.

couch potato by the man June 30, 2003

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Couch Potato

When a patron masturbates by sodomizing his penis in between the cushions and body of the couch.

Before a fun night out with his friends, Jared likes to watch Disney's Aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.

Couch Potato by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

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couch potato

one is able to substitute any word of choice for potato. such as..."couch prune"....however, it has been combined with more derrogitory terms. for example..."couch fag."

couch fag

couch potato by shunshine December 15, 2003