couch slut 

a person who chooses to always sleep on the couch rather than their own bed. This person does not sleep on the couch because he/she does not own a bed, but rather in preference for the couch's physical beauty over the bed's internal qualities (i.e. springs, memory foam, or other) and their relationship (proximity of the bed to the couch; this being generally short). Further qualities of this individual is that he/she will sleep on the couch at any time of day not only night; he/she will enjoy quickies (short naps) or extended periods of enjoyment (7-10 hours of sleep).

Shane: "Dude when I woke up this morning for class Mike was sleeping on the couch again!"
Kevin: "Doesn't he have a bed? What a couch slut!"

couch slut by shane-o! March 14, 2008

couch surfing 

1. A cheap form of lodging used mainly by college-students or recent college-grads, where one stays on acquaintance's couches rather than a hotel.

2. What someone who can't afford rent on their own and/or can't find roommates quick enough does when they are "between" places

1. dude1:I'm hittin' up NYC this weekend.
dude2:Damn, thats gonna be expensive.
dude1:Not rilli, my boy from college just got a job and a place in Manhattan, and I'm couch surfin'.

2. person1: Whats up with Joe, he's been here like all the time.
person2:he just broke up with his girl, and doesn't have a place yet, so he's couch surfin' here 'til then.

couch surfing by Aaron August 4, 2004

Couch Sitter 

Someone who frequently opts not to go fishing with his friends. Someone who would much rather talk about fishing than partake in the actual activitiy.

Also someone who waits for all the leg work to be done (I.E. spots found and techniques figured out) then reaps the benifit of all his friends hard work.

Person #1 - Hey man you want to go fishing tomorrow

Khalid Barkawi - Na, I've got some real important things to do.

Person #2 - O really like what?

Khalid Barkawi -Well actually nothing I was just waiting for you guys to figure it out so I can guaranteed catch fish. Why should I help when I don't have to?

Person #1 and #2 - GOOD POINT! Your a couch sitter!

Couch Sitter by Defftik February 4, 2010

Couch Strat

A term for when you get black out drunk at a party then sit on a couch and get fully naked, hoping a girl comes by and starts strokin yo shit.

Cameron: Max you get no bitches! Are you gonna try the couch strat tonight?
Max: Hell yes! I'm bouta get sexually assaulted and like it!

Couch Strat by 7 Bryan road January 24, 2023

Couch Surfer 

*Couchius Surferius Maximus* Couch Surfer (n) 1. An adult who is homeless and finds various couches to sleep on & homes to survive in until they are put out. 2. One who can NOT lease rental property for various reasons & goes from couch to couch because their living situation is uncertain day to day. Informal: a broke ass nigga/bitch

Christopher Cool Cutta Edwards, the original couch surfer has no job, shitty credit & is a broke ass nigga who is forced to couch surf on women's couches.

Couch Surfer by ThatBitch11 July 30, 2012

coach's time 

1.when a coach says we will be out at 5 and you end up getting out at 6
2.when a coach says we will be done in 5 min. and 30 min. later the team is still on the field

coach:"Well boys we're going to get you out early today"
player mumbles:"This is the time we are usually supposed to get out....."
other player:"It's because the coach doesnt run on actuall time, they run on their own time...coach's time"

coach's time by random persona June 7, 2010

couch slap 

its when a guy sits down on the couch and your balls hit the couch making a slaping sound

E-Dog: *sits on the couch making a claping sound*
Alex: What was that noise?
E-Dog: I just couch slap.
Alex: Oh dude you ok?
E-Dog: Yeah Im cool

couch slap by GhettoHomieG April 24, 2007