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elvis costello 

a monumental musician with a good sound and quality lyrics. recently inducted into the hall of fame. banned from SN for 20 years for changing songs mid song on the show.
elvis costello by Do you care? March 28, 2003

elvis costello 

1. British musician and songwriter (1955- ), born Declan MacManus. Noted for his witty, often-sarcastic lyrics, his nasal voice and (especially on later albums) habit of standing too close to the microphone when singing, and his thick, black-rimmed glasses.

2. A geek who, despite his obvious geekiness, is possessed of such talents that he's revered by other geeks and not ostracized by society in general.

3. "Elvis Costello glasses": thick, black-rimmed glasses of the sort worn by Elvis Costello.
1. "I just spent half the money in my bank account on Elvis Costello albums."

2. "Yeah, he's a nerd, but he's cooler than any of us -- like some kind of Elvis Costello".

3. "I am so sick of those whiny emo kids in their sweaters and Elvis Costello glasses."
elvis costello by GumboSoup April 5, 2003
A "costest" in cosplay is testing out a cosplay. So hair/wig and makeup etc. to see how it looks and where it needs improvement.
I'm going to do a costest on my (character)- cosplay tonight!
costest by DasTaeubchen January 5, 2019

costello 

someone who is very immature and sarcastic at times, but ultimately funny in being so. This person also has sadistic ways of going about things, but can be very serious about certain things. Costellos always push people to do their best. They are also very soft on the inside, and may disguise liking you in forms of teasing and sarcastic comments. All in all, Costello's are very beneficial to have in your life if you know their rules and play by them.
My swim coach is such a costello, but he's the best coach I've ever had.
costello by someswimmer333 April 4, 2009

Sugar coated turd 

Something undesirable dressed up or talked up as if it is something desirable and sweet. It may be sweet on the outside, but it is still poop at the core. Similar to the saying "lipstick on a pig" (except 'lipstick' often refers to people, and 'SCT' to an object).
My coworker tried to dump her project in my lap, but in this sickeningly-sweet way, like it was a sugar coated turd...like I wasn't supposed to notice or acknowledge it was a turd simply because it had sugar sprinkled on it!

Candy Coated Slut Muffin 

A slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is. She lures you in with her cute sweetness and you can't resist no matter how much you try.
Damn, that Sophie is such a candy coated slut muffin!