coomer

Typical American newspeak designed to shame males. By it's own definition "only pleasure in life is ejaculating to porn several times a day" a female can't be a coomer. Lesbian and violent porn which are predominantly consumed by women, 50 Shades' international success and being the top customers at sexshops clearly don't count in the eyes of these soy-filled misandrists.

Npc3514: I support freedom!
Guy4793 (watches porn)
Npc3514: You degenerate coomer!

coomer by r3tardslol January 19, 2020

Coomer

American newspeak designed to shame males. By it's own definition "only pleasure in life is ejaculating to porn several times a day" a female can't be a coomer. Lesbian and violent porn which are predominantly consumed by women, 50 Shades' international success and being the top customers at sexshops clearly don't count in the eyes of these soy-filled misandrist rejects. "Coomer" is predominantly used by tradcons (unattractive males who purchase love) who want to virtue signal to their potential future wife that will divorce him and take him to the cleaners anyway.

NpcMob: Ban porn!
Guy: What about freedom of cho...
NpcMob: Ok coomer!

Coomer by r3tardslol January 19, 2020

Coomer

A mod of a corn discord

look at that, Pulliam is being a coomer again

Coomer by Billy Rickman September 30, 2020

Coomer

In reference to a boomer who has failed No Nut November

Larry the cable guy has failed No Nut November, what a coomer.

Coomer by CrispyNuggins November 6, 2019

Coomer

People inbetween Boomers & Zoomers Who are cool

Your such a coomer

Coomer by Coomers March 11, 2020

Coomer

A Boomer that is a cunt

That Boomer is just a Coomer

Coomer by Coolio_ March 21, 2020

Coomer

A coomer is someone who is a connoisseur of E-girl Content. Said Content may be from Twitch, Onlyfans, Tiktok, or Instagram.

"Have you guys talked to Jeff lately?"
"no, ever since he found xoAeriel on twitch he has been online all day"
"hes such a coomer"

Coomer by okiedokieboomer February 10, 2023