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Net Consulting Company

A Net Consulting Company is a consulting company that deals specifically with the internet and internet related issues, as opposed to a management consulting, IT consulting, public relations consulting, etc. It’s important to ask your net consulting company what areas of expertise they have because not all net consulting companies specialize in the same areas.
A net consulting company helps online businesses with things like web design and eCommerce. Net consulting companies are not who you call to fix a fishing net or basketball net.
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Cloud commenting 

Tendency for all youtube account holders to share one common brain of deeply inadequate creativity. All comments are recycled for every clip replacing one or two words to "simulate" rather than achieve relevance.
thumbs up if......
Bieber.......
X people .....(insert generic insult); where X= no. of thumbs down.

Yet another example of cloud commenting.

hippie converting pee poop 

when you go the bathroom pee then flush the toilet and realize as soon as you flush the toilet that you need to go poop. you go poop and flush again. feeling bad for over flushing you decide to start to give back to the environment and become a hippie and not the peace and love kind no you become a man who shits in holes that he had dug then buries them back up eats garbage doesn't eat meat and if you disagree with this person on anything related to the environment they will go "that's not cool,man"

this may seem like a honorable thing but in most cases unless the person was already like this on the inside the effects of a hippie converting pee poop are not permanent and usually are about 10 minutes to 10 days any longer and there might not be any going back
bob: whats wrong with jerry he has been acting weird lately
tim: he took a hippie converting pee poop

corseting 

A type of piercing in which several rings are put into the surface of skin, and ribbons are run through it
Hey, did you see that chick with the corseting done?
corseting by Allie April 19, 2005

convencing 

The act of going to a convention or multiple conventions.
1: hey man, do you want to go convencing over at the Salt Palace?

2: hell yeah, I want to go convencing!
convencing by supmycrap August 27, 2010

Concepting 

This week we were concepting for north face
Concepting by $pmoney$ January 20, 2015

contesting 

In Video Games, stopping the enemy from capturing the point or winning the game. Also something that 90% of Overwatch players dont do.
MuffinHead89: "Dude, why didn't you contest the point? We (the rest of the team) were really close to coming back"

BlackThunder: "Because I would've died, idiot!"

MuffinHead89: "You could've bought us time by contesting the point!"
contesting by mauncc August 16, 2018