congestive conjunctivitis 

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.

You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.

congestive conjunctivitis by Giddy73 May 19, 2017

congressional dutch rudder 

Referencing all the back door politics and pork barreling that accompanies any bill or similar government act.

It took congress extra long to pass a covid stimulus bill due to congressional dutch ruddering.

congressional dutch rudder by Rabblerouser724 December 25, 2020

congressionalism 

a belief system wherein human interaction and political structure drive a powerful populous against those in power leading to a lessened belief in God

Not sure whether they believed in God or not, the men discussed congressionalism referring to the people's political influence.

congressionalism by afoundingfather February 19, 2011

congressional dyslexia 

A disorder of the House of Representatives and Senate that causes right wing Teabaggers to furlough non essential government workers indefinitely, while also passing a bill to pay them their full salaries during the shutdown that the most conservative Republicans caused trying to nullify the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) and the 2012 elections

Senator Ted Cruz & House Republicans displayed Congressional Dyslexia last Saturday agreeing to pay govt workers their full pay for the days they're being involuntarily furloughed. This costs taxpayers approximately $21 billion per week more than if the asinine shutdown had never happened. When asked how much longer these govt workers would be furloughed, House Speaker John Boehner said "Uh, I dunno."

congressional dyslexia by Assex 776 October 5, 2013

Congressional confessional 

when our elected officials, in a rare moment of clarity, secretly admit they're incompetent

Behind VOID tramp-stamped foreheads residing inside dumb asses, vacuums become self-aware.

“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional

Congressional confessional by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

Congressional 

Congressional Country Club Swimming is back in 'A' there to stay... Whoot Whoot! Yah Congo one day we will go back to old times and BeAt Kenwood!

duh... Congo is the best... no doubt...

Congressional by Maddie... you must be straight trippin... December 5, 2004

the congressional 

Named after the democratic New Hampshire Congressman, Richard "Dick" Swett, having a case of the Congressional is when you have a large amount of dick sweat. This mainly happens in the summer months to men and some transvestites.

Frank: Man, I have a wicked case of the congressional.
Jim: A lot of dick sweat, huh?
Frank: Feels like a full session of congress down there.
Jim: Swamp Ass is a bitch.

the congressional by Nuts n Soup May 17, 2010