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Competitive Sex

The less popular version of Casual sex. This type of intercourse usually has match tournaments hosted in underground facilities far away from society. The matches usually consist on who can last the longest and for additional points, moans are rated on the intensity and measured in DB units. There is also a leaderboard for the true champions of such activity, your moms at the top lol.
Dan: Yo, I just had competitive sex with my gf last night. It was crazy! I almost got second place.
Tom: What the fuck are you talking about
Competitive Sex by NotAQoomer December 2, 2022

uranate like a competitive equine 

Means the same as piss like a racehorse; e.g., when you have to pee really badly.
Sheesh!!! Todd had to uranate like a competitive equine this morning!!! Must have been all the brewskies he had last night!!!

Canadian competition 

The act of challenging someone to bigger act of kindness war.
My roommate challenged me to a Canadian competition, he did my dishes so I cleaned his room and did his laundry. I win, for now.

Completely Unfounded

1. A legal term that means: "We did it, but you can't prove it. And even if you CAN prove it, we'll drag out the litigation until your great-grandchildren are dead."

Corporate attorneys frequently use this phrase to defend their clients against civil lawsuits. And they get $500 a hour for this nonsense?

2. A kneejerk reaction to any accusation of white collar crime.
The attorney for Goldman Sachs said the government's fraud charges were "Completely Unfounded." After the press conference, he laughed all the way to the bank.

Competitive swimmer 

A person who is part fish. They don't have much time for a social life because they are constantly in the pool training, or outside of the pool, eating.
"Hey do you want to see if Sean can come to the movies?" asked Justin

"No man, he's a competitive swimmer, he won't have time." Replied Oliver.

competitive racism 

the opposite of casual racism where the racists compete against each other.
*Competitive Racism*

John: I hate Asians
Bobby: I hate Asians more than you!
Sebastian: Yall noob acting hating on Asians big ego where I'm here the best at it! NO CAP!