coloring books for christmas 

The cartoonish state of dazed semi-awareness obtained by being black-jacked by a bar of soap in a sock. Used to dazzling effect by personal-security-blogger SayUncle of Knoxville. USA.

"Sure, it’s not whiz-bang tacticool but one smack upside the noggin and it’s coloring books for Christmas."

coloring books for christmas by comatus November 20, 2009

Coloring Book 

The act of having sex with 2 girls on their period and then ejaculating, urinating, and defecating on one another. One person may be used as the sole "coloring book".

I think I got an infection from that coloring book last friday.

I was a crayon in that hardcore coloring book.

Coloring Book by lard is bad August 23, 2011

cloning centers 

Members of the Illuminati (which naturally include all the G20 world leaders) typically meet in subterranean bunkers. The very same bunkers that, according to Marshall, house what has become a highly lucrative network of celebrity cloning farms.

Terrible things from hell happen at cloning centers.

cloning centers by IcemanDiscord November 29, 2017

bareback cloning

The act of cutting cannabis clones from a donor plant without wearing any gloves.

It is easy to tell when someone was bareback cloning because the clones usually get sick easier.

bareback cloning by Vizam February 6, 2018

coloring 

Coloring is a code word for sex as used in the movie Sex In The City. When you don't want someone or a group of someones to know you're talking about sex, or if you're in a public place where the word is not acceptable, sex is referred to as "coloring".

ERIC: Kamron I got all dress up and made you this nice dinner because you said there would be coloring tonight!

KAMRON: I'm not in the mood for coloring. I have a headache.

coloring by Naked Ninja Quel June 26, 2008

coloring  

it means sex,Having sex, Used in the Movie sex and the city.

I wish i was coloring with that guy you just met caryn.

coloring by Eric Gonzalez aguilar munoz June 15, 2008

cooning it 

driving like a black man!

"wig he was cooning it just then!"

cooning it by john December 1, 2006