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susan collins 

A Tom Collins cocktail (gin with the piney scent of Maine, simple syrup, lemon juice, soda water) just with a float of Rohypnol on top at the end.
Nearing the end of Beach Week, Brett served a susan collins to seal the deal and get a “Yes” at the end of the party.
susan collins by M0xi3 October 6, 2018

Susan Collins 

A Tom Collins spiked with roofies.
Judge Kavanaugh slipped her a Susan Collins before locking the door, turning up the music and fucking all of America up the ass.

Collins bomb 

The mention of virtually any hit song from Phil Collins', solo or with Genesis, which, due to its uncanny ability to get stuck in a person's head, gets stuck in a person's head for an annoyingly long time.

The dropping of this bomb may be malicious in intent or purely accidental...Either way, the results can be devastating for the next few minutes or possibly hour(s).
Dan - "I love me some sweet 80's tunes. Remember that song 'Invisible Touch' by Genesis? I love that song..." -

Stan - "Yeah...and now thanks to you and your Collins bomb I'll be hearing it later tonight when I can't sleep because it's still stuck in my f'ing head and I can't make it stop. Thanks for that."
Collins bomb by djrhodes23 April 18, 2011

Misha Collins 

1. The Sun
2. Plays the angel "Castiel"on Supernatural
3. Half of Cockles
Misha Collins:*walks in the room*
Misha minion: The sun has entered the building

Joan Collins special 

n. The act of cheating, duping, or screwing someone.
Homer Simpson: "The Phone Company is bamboozling us!"

Moe : "Homer's right! We're gettin' the Joan Collins special!"
To be decisively proved wrong after making an unsupported statement, or to be owned in a more general sense.

Similar to owned and sonned.
"Yeah, she tried to argue with the professor, but he's an expert and she got straight collinsed."

Person 1: Ahh, I'm not worried, you can't hit the last cup
Person 2 (after hitting the last cup): Collinsed!
collinsed by prince reader May 25, 2009