crocked out

laughing so hard you can't type, text, or talk and you lose control of all bodily functions.

OMG that YouTube video was so hilarious I was crocked out!!! That video crocked me out really bad!!

crocked out by Joantispam December 20, 2010

Coked Out my Donkey 

It means that you have snorted or eaten large amounts of painkillers (such as oxycodone, morphine,heroin) and a large amount of cocaine resulting in a very euphoric (stoned or high feeling) which is comparable to an intense orgasm lasting for over an hour.

Coked= (cocaine + oxycontin)
Donkey= (Your Mind)

-"Dude after i snorted those oxy's and coke last night i was coked out my donkey!"

" *rails crushed oxy and coke mixed together (aka the speedball)*

Im fuckin coked out my donkey right now"

"Lets get coked out of our donkeys tonight,"

Coked Out my Donkey by tmoeboop November 13, 2012

conked out 

A slang phrase referring to being high.

"Dude I was so conked out last night."

conked out by ælæxandær m§chæl √☺æ∞┼ June 12, 2019

cacked out 

Used in extreme sports, to add emphasis to a particularly styled or big trick.

That tabletop over the hip was completely cacked out!

Cam can pull the most cacked-out threes.

cacked out by the cacked out biker March 14, 2006

cockedout

verb: A state of suffocation by dick sucking. Hyperventilation, blue in the face, and unconsciousness are very common symptoms, and it occurs very quickly. Tips for if this should occur.
Men: Try to restart her heart by pounding your cock on her chest.
Women: Hope your man is competent enough to save you or else you have been defeated by dick.

That girl totally got cockedout by that cowboy and she almost died but then regained consciousness.

cockedout by awesomeoamzin April 24, 2011