Cock-on-a-stick 

I was really impressed to discover that someone else uses this excellent term. I use it as a 'mild' expletive when something happens that slightly annoys or frustrates me.

'You are joking, we haven't got another meeting tonight have we? What a cock-on-a-stick.'
'Cock-on-a-stick, where are my car keys?'

Cock-on-a-stick by The original faggot February 10, 2010

Cock on the Roof 

The act of receiving oral sex from a female to the point where you are about to ejaculate so then you pull out and beat the top of her head with your dick while ejaculating all in her hair.

Jose: So did you try "Cock on the Roof" on your girl yet?
Quan: Hell yeah I did! Gave her a head concussion!

Cock on the Roof by @LittleBigMan October 5, 2016

cock on call 

Always ready, always hard as steel. 100# performance guaranteed. Pop on demand

My cock on call is on, 100% of the time. Performance Guaranteed.

cock on call by All A's January 30, 2014

cock on cock 

The best night club with weekly cock fights! Owned by Lean Daddy.

Bro, wanna go to Cock on Cock?

cock on cock by Cockboii March 20, 2017

Cock on a stick 

Used like damn it or fuck! Controversial whether the cock is put on the stick like a hot dog or a corn dog, and whether it’s hard or flaccid.

Cock on a stick! I just realised I should have submitted that very important report yesterday.

Cock on a stick by anotherswearword December 5, 2018

Cock on Mahogany 

Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.

Cock on Mahogany by de la May 16, 2021

The First Cock On The Job 

When a guy pops a chicks cherry, therefore being the first cock ever to enter her vagina

Joe: Wow she is so hott!
Devon: Yepp, i was the first cock on that job.
Joe: NICE

The First Cock On The Job by Devon October 12, 2004