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Cobaining 

When you blow a load onto your own face after jerking off.

“Doing it the Hemingway” is another acceptable term.
Clancy: Dude, I was strangling my one-eyed underpants-worm last night and ended up totally Cobaining myself.

Gunther: That’s disgusting dude I didn’t need to know that.

Clancy: Jokes on you, the skin on my face has never been smoother.
Cobaining by Oatnut June 29, 2019
Smelly,rancid,gross also used as a replacement sentence for “ you smell like shit
Dude you smell really cobainian today
Cobainian by Checkineitme February 18, 2023

cokaginity

Describes someone using coke for the first time.
Telita went to Simons party and broke her cokaginity before the end of the night.
cokaginity by StevieLikesIt January 7, 2025

cokaginity

Thanks act of using cocaine for the very first time.
Simon lost his cokaginity at Telita's party on Saturday night.
cokaginity by StevieLikesIt January 7, 2025

Kurt cobaining

Verb/
To killing yourself. Referenced by how Kurt cobain shot himself with shotgun in 1994. Often use ironically
A: that's it guys imma Kurt cobaining myself this night
Kurt cobaining by Brosssina July 19, 2024