closet rod in the ass 

When a guy lies to a girl and says he is gay so she will quit trying to rhino clam him, but somehow ends up in bed with a guy to prove it.

John: Hey, Stephanie is psycho, you should run away from that freak.

Ed: I am thinking about telling her I am gay so she'll leave me alone.

(two weeks later)

John: Hey Rich, how come Ed's been such a bitch lately?

Rich: I wasn't supposed to say anything, but he ended up taking a closet rod in the ass so he wouldn't get Cathy Bates'd by Stephanie.

John: Really!? What a fag!

closet rod in the ass by 31Flavors August 2, 2012

Walk-In Closet 

A girl who pretends to go out with a gay guy so that people think he's straight.

Jim: "So did hear that Paul's got a girlfriend? I thought he was gay."
Sam: "Oh, he is. She's just a Walk-In Closet so his mom doesn't find out he's gay."

Walk-In Closet by Frankieoxo December 9, 2008

Walk-In Closet 

A woman who is beard or disquise for a gay man that has not come out.

Tad doesn't want his boss to know that he is gay, so Julie is totally being his walk-in closet.

Walk-In Closet by Dylan Cole October 30, 2008

in the closet 

a term used to describe a homosexual person who has not told anyone of his/her sexual orientation

the guy in sweet home alabama

in the closet by (witheld so I won't have to be afraid to tell the truth) October 4, 2004

Cats in your closet 

It basically means “body count”. It’s how many girls you’ve slept with.

“Bro, how many cats are in your closet?”
“I can’t be with him, he has so many cats in his closet.”
“Cats in your closet.”

Cats in your closet by KittyCloset February 22, 2020

Skeletons in the closet

Secrets and several other past memories that you prefer not to talk about with anyone else. This can range from one-night stands to betraying a best friend to as much as killing someone. However, "skeletal" moments don't just have to do with only dark pasts. It can also be about embarrassing moments you've had that you simply feel too awful to speak of.

Someone with barely any or no skeletons in the closet can make it far in a large corporation.

Being married has taught me that if I don't clean up the skeletons in the closet sooner than I should can have abrupt consequences.

Skeletons in the closet by josalv3 August 18, 2009

in the closet 

Someone who has a different orientation or gender identity than typical and has not yet shared with the rest of the world

Jack was in the closet about being bisexual.

in the closet by Lexus14blacklist December 1, 2015