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Cheek Plow 

A device used to separate an obese individual's ass cheeks. This device is employed during medical procedures such as rectal exams, hernia removal, etc. The device is often equipped with a sprayer that "mists" coconut or other fragrances to make the overwhelming stench bearable.
"Nurse can you hand me the cheek plow. I have several layers of blubber that I need to peel back to get to this guy's anus."
Cheek Plow by F. Sulkaman December 27, 2007
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Cheek busting Peter Packer

A normal man who has spent time in prison and has become a raging sex crazed homosexual lunatic.
Big Herco: Why is no one calling Tim to go out anymore
Ved: after he spent some time in jail, he has become a Cheek Busting Peter Packer
Big Herco: Keep those cheek busters away from me, don't care if they are Packing or Gazing

cheek disconnect 

The disconnection of a telephone conversation caused by ones cheek inadvertantly pressing on the disconnect button. This is more likely to occur with touchscreen mobile phones.
I was in the middle of an important discussion when I experienced a cheek disconnect. This occurred when my cheek hit the disconnect button on my mobile phone ending my telephone call and my train of thought. Cheek disconnect can also lead to a unigab situation. (see; unigab)

Cheek busting cake muncher 

A raging homo who after finishes busting someone's cheeks, eats their feces too
Ved: Why does that guy, Delroy, always stink
ADon: Because after he has sex with a dude, he also eats munches their cake too
Ved: What a disgusting, cheek busting cake muncher
Adon: Stay away from that creep

cheek block 

When one goes in for a kiss on the lips and is met with a sudden head-jerk motion by the kissee resulting in lip to cheek contact as opposed to the intended lip to lip. Usually used as a signal meaning, "I am not interested."
Whoa! Sorry, Bro, I saw you goin' for the kiss, but that bitch straight up cheek blocked you! She just wasn't feelin' it.

Cheek Lift 

Lifting one or both cheeks while shitting to prevent the need to wipe afterwards.
Used first in 1942 in WW2 to prevent undergarment soiling on the field, the cheek lift was and still is widely used to this day.

Lt. Splathers: "Johnson! You shit in the foxhole without paper? I suppose you used your hand that you shake mine with, maggot."

Cpl. Williams: "No Sir."

Lt. Splathers: "WELL?"

Cpl. Williams: "Just a cheek lift"