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Cashmere woods

The only variety of Febreeze that will work to drown out shrimp Ceasar Salad farts fresh from the asshole of a fat sweaty bitch.
Omg! Where's the Cashmere Woods?! This fat sweaty bitch just let out the worst shrimp Caesar Salad fart I've ever smelled!

Cashmere Twerner

A complete and utter twern that wears cashmere coats. Usually seen sporting an overgrown mane and glasses
Look at him croozin' round Douggie Head, what a Cashmere Twerner
Cashmere Twerner by Maddogg-Jones August 18, 2008

cashmere mafia 

Individuals devoted to ensuring the spread of glamour, excitement, and good looks.

People with especially good qualities or characteristics; usually those of the female gender.

Might be confused with preps, but the cashmere mafia has obvious sophistication and class.

The cashmere mafia takes the party with them wherever they go.
The cashmere mafia turns heads wherever they go with their confidence, good looks, and fashion sense.
cashmere mafia by Cosmogirl February 24, 2008

Cashmere Hammer 

Soft penis, that has the feel of cashmere. Like a sweater.
“Yo my dick game be way strong. I’ve got that cashmere hammer”

Cashmere Wa.

Cashmere Wa is a town full of thotianas that fuck anything that walks for some percs or coke. Full of faggots who suck each other’s dicks for $5 or less.
Cashmere Wa. If you wanna know about this town just listen to the song “ whores round here” it pretty much explains the thots in this valley
Cashmere Wa. by K.mfkn.h January 17, 2019

Cashmere Mafia 

1. Gays, queers, and homosexuals alike.
2. Having to do with or a general adjective for feminine things.
Honey, I'm not wearing this shirt, it looks like it's from the Cashmere Mafia!
Cashmere Mafia by Pandaran January 12, 2008